REWARD: TP Holder

There's really no easy way to say this.....

Our toliet paper holder has gone missing. This is not a joke. The other day, I replaced our empty roll of TP with a fluffy, fresh roll. Does anyone else feel like they are the only one who performs this monumental task in their household? As in, the empty roll could sit there for days if you didn't change it? Anyways....I digress. Apparently, I failed to put the TP holder back in safely and when CP knocked it with his hand, not only did the TP fall off of the holder, but the holder went MISSING.  You all know what I'm referring to, right? The little rod that is always a pain to put back in place, after you've made sure that the toilet paper is facing the right direction? Yep, it's gone. We're not talking could be under the plunger (I know...I'm not sure how that would even be a possibility either), or under the sink. It's G.O.N.E. ?!?!?!?!?!?

Seriously, how the heck does this happen!? We have both searched high and low in that bathroom of ours, but to no avail.  You know that saying 'you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone'? I'm feeling that right about now. Who knew such a little rod of plastic could make such a big difference in our lives? I've reached for that roll on the holder every.single.time., and have shed a tear/yelled at CP in my head each time I've had to twist around to grab the roll off of the ledge.

I'm telling you, it's the little things in life. Mr. TP holder, we miss you dearly. Should you miss us too, please grace us with your presence once again.  I don't even know if you're replaceable at Home Depot, although I imagine we will have to look into this in the very near future. You've been so good to us for the past two years and you will be sorely missing in the Micocci/Pike household.